I received this from a friend at church and HAVE to share it.  It’s too funny so use the restroom first, if you are married 🙂

I do have to say that I don’t have any issues with Mother-In-Law 1.0 application.  Mine works fine. 

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 
Romance 9.5 and 
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: 
NBA 5.0, 
NFL 3.0  
and 
Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do? Signed,

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0

 is an operating system. 
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. 

However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause 
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, 
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0

 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: 
Cooking 3.0 and 
Hot Lingerie 7.7
 

 

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

 

 

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